Simple rules

Blondie explains some simple rules for her clients:

1. Keep in touch with me...

2. Come to court...

3. Don't get rearrested...

Out here, apparently there's a newspaper circulating in the jails which is aimed at the incarcerated demographic, mostly featuring lawyer ads and legal advice based on the laws of other states, but this month it provides some useful tips:

"Don't B.S. your attorney - they've heard it all;"

"Refrain from alcohol before court -- it smells really bad and everyone notices;"

"Ignore your jail house lawyer -- he's in, your attorney is out;"

"Drawers should not show in court;" and,

"Don't make stupid excuses. How many times can your grandmother die?"