SoaP = S.O.P.

Trial practice pointer:

When you are in front of a jury in a trial that shouldn't have gone to trial, and the prosecution (and the facts) (and the law) are pummeling you mercilessly, your subconscious may try to deliver you some relief by momentarily filling your mind with "Snakes on a Plane."

(accursed intrusive Internet meme!)
(yes, the verdict was guilty.)