December 03, 2007

Arrogant and inyaface, yer honor

What I learned in court today:

When you go to court for your assault charge, the judge might notice that you're wearing your best t-shirt from "the signature mixed martial arts apparel and lifestyle brand."
Just not in a good way.

2 comments:

  1. Not as good as the dude who appeared for sentencing in a hat that read "Shit Happens." It did.

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  2. I once had a client show up in a tee that had a picture of an electric chair, captioned "Fry 'em all, let God sort 'em out." We set over sentencing.

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