February 05, 2009

SC: "Sleezie Boy" is representing himself

From the Charleston Post and Courier:

Sensational drama unfolding in courtroom

Some tips for defending yourself against a troublesome murder rap: ...Never, ever, begin a sentence "(Let's) say I shot someone five times..."

1 Comment:

Anonymous said...

i'd like to add that if you find yourself before judge charged with shoplifting maybe you shouldn't say, "I hustle."

Judge: are you currently employed?

Guy: well you know, i uh you know, i do my thing, i pick up jobs when someone needs some help and

Judge: so you don't have steady work?

Guy: no, yeh i mean i do, i work i just

Judge: you just what? do you work or not?

Guy: well i do---i hustle