Yet another reason I left Idaho
One of the big Idaho tourism slogans is, "Idaho is what America was."
Like that's supposed to be a good thing:
Idaho Teen Survives Scalping. No, I'm not making this up.
Here's the suspect:
"If you see this suspect, do not try to apprehend. Instead, contact the Ninth Cavalry."
Police are looking for a woman they say scalped a 16-year-old Nampa girl. Boise County officers say, 26-year-old Marianne Dahle allegedly tied the girl up and cut away her entire crown and back portion of the scalp. The girl, who had a punk-style mohawk haircut before the attack, is recovering at home. Although authorities were able to recover the scalp, doctors were not able to reattach it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! (Insert your own macabre punch-line here.)
Update: Idaho bloggers are freaked out, grossed out, and urged to get out.
2 Comments:
One of the reasons I'm staying.
Besides, she had a mohawk -- that is sufficient provocation in the Gem State. Why are they even putting out a warrant for her?
Oh, yeah, I know, she probably didn't have her barber's license. Those licensing folks can be real sticklers.
YOU KNOW WHAT "zerin hood" FUCK YOU!!! YOUR FUCKING LITTLE PEACE OF SHIT!!! IF YOU WANNA TALK SHIT COME BACK IT UP!!! MARY JANE WAS A PHYCO FUCKING CRACK HEAD!!! SHE FUCKED MY BEST FREIND UP!!! SHE HAD NO FUCKING MORRALS!!! YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR BIG FUCKING MOUTH SHUT!!! YOU DONT KNOW THE TRUE STORY AND YOU NEVER WILL!!! I SHOULD COME BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU FOR TALKING FUCKING SHIT LIKE A LITTLE FUCKING PUSSY!!!
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