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Man, 80, faces charges of selling crack

An 80-year-old man faces drug charges for allegedly selling crack cocaine and methamphetamine from his home off Martin Way East. Police say Calvin D. Ott is the oldest suspected crack dealer they can recall taking into custody. "This whole thing was just a little bit weird all around," Olympia police Detective Sam Costello said.

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