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In or just outside the courtroom today:

* The youth is explaining to the judge the source he prefers for legal advice over his court-appointed attorney:

"My mom has been reading law books for five months."

* By the third time that his kid's court-appointed private lawyer has failed to appear, another juvenile's parent has become a bit miffed :

"You know the problem with lawyers? It's the 99 percent of them that give the rest a bad name."