July 26, 2007

Sisterhood of the travelling pants

On general principle I don't do many celebrity-related posts, but I just have to, you see, because I've run this defense. In a jury trial. And got a hung jury!

Lindsay Lohan Says Pants With Cocaine Were Not Hers

Lindsay Lohan reportedly has an explanation for the cocaine in her pocket - the star says she was wearing someone else's pants...

It could happen; run with it, Lindsay!

Via Slog.

3 Comments:

WomanoftheLaw said...

Are you serious? If I had a nickel for every defendant who tried that excuse, I'd be a hundredaire.

Skelly said...

I'm not saying that's the only time I've heard that defense from my clients. It's just that it was the only time in my experience that the defense came anywheres close to working.

(this was the trial where the prosecutor (now a G-man, bless his heart) told the jury, "I know what's in my pants."

Melissa said...

"
(this was the trial where the prosecutor (now a G-man, bless his heart) told the jury, "I know what's in my pants.""

I know what's in my pants. . . hahahahahha . . . I bet you do! Mister! hahahahaha

ahem . .