Sisterhood of the travelling pants
On general principle I don't do many celebrity-related posts, but I just have to, you see, because I've run this defense. In a jury trial. And got a hung jury!
Lindsay Lohan Says Pants With Cocaine Were Not Hers
Lindsay Lohan reportedly has an explanation for the cocaine in her pocket - the star says she was wearing someone else's pants...
It could happen; run with it, Lindsay!
Via Slog.
3 Comments:
Are you serious? If I had a nickel for every defendant who tried that excuse, I'd be a hundredaire.
I'm not saying that's the only time I've heard that defense from my clients. It's just that it was the only time in my experience that the defense came anywheres close to working.
(this was the trial where the prosecutor (now a G-man, bless his heart) told the jury, "I know what's in my pants."
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(this was the trial where the prosecutor (now a G-man, bless his heart) told the jury, "I know what's in my pants.""
I know what's in my pants. . . hahahahahha . . . I bet you do! Mister! hahahahaha
ahem . .
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