All this, and areapas too

A fun Miami trial story, with a long digression about the Marlins and a Ramones simile no less:

This case involved exotic locales, courtroom chaos — and baseball, too. Pretty much a trifecta of glory for this reporter.

Here's the punchline:

"You have to give me a couple minutes, Dave," the lead defender said. "We have statement here for a guilty verdict. We didn’t even write one for not guilty."

Read the whole story here.