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Best. Lawyer. Interview. Ever. From CBC's As It Happens:

LOUD DONKEY Duration: 00:06:34

Texas oilman John Cantrell was fed up with his neighbour's braying, pooping donkey. So he took his beef with Gregory Shamoun to court. But he didn't expect to have his objections overmuled.

Mr. Shamoun, a lawyer, decided there was only one way to deal with the situation. So yesterday, he hauled his ass into the courtroom, and let Buddy speak for himself.

We reached Mr. Shamoun in Dallas, Texas.

(Click on "Listen to Part 1 of As It Happens," then fast-forward to 18:45)