TBogg on Tierney on meth

TBogg's caught a NY Times columnist slammin' a teener:

Shorter John Tierney:

SPEED TOTALLY ROCKS! WOO-HOO! I'M NOT SHOUTING. LET'S GO GET BURGERS OR DRIVE TO JERSEY OR SOMETHING. I AM NOT SHOUTING. WANNA GO TO THE BATTING CAGES?

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