Math, science, social studies

Law Monkey learns the numbers they don't teach you in Crim Pro.

This week, I needed to do a better job of teaching these concepts:

- when your passenger takes a baggie, cuts off the corner, put meth in it and crumples it all up real tight-like, law enforcement is not going to be able to get your passenger's fingerprints off it. Not even latents. Not even if they tried.

- when you call the arresting officer "you doughnut-eating b*tch": laugh now, cry later.