Training day

First day on the job at the p.d.'s office:

I had my first day at the public defender today and it looks like it's going to be pretty good working there. For one thing, everything about the job is f***ing gangster, it's nuts...

I recommend finding a reason to be in a jail sometime... it's like, " f*** you guys, I spent my day in jail. You spent yours in the McDonald's dining area, getting free Coke refills..."

No way a first day in a big firm could even compare. Cheers, new colleague.