How not to interview prospective public defenders

Scoplaw (via The Imbroglio) had a needlessly awful interview with some awfully self-impressed public defenders, and in the process of blogging about it, gave me the most awful flashback.

(from left to right: the Arbiter of Succession, p.d. job applicant, self-impressed p.d.)

Update: Fantastica's p.d. job interview wasn't fun either.