"If you have to throw up then throw up in my file folder"

Roxie at High Heels, Low Law on what it was like to be a 'public offender':

There isn't a training program or some type of mentoring so you learn how to practice criminal law on your feet. How many professions are there that require you to learn your job in front of a judge, in a crowded courtroom all the while trying to keep your indigent client out of jail and not get disbarred for doing something unethical?