Don't fence me in

In the middle of teaching Democrats and aspiring comics how to say the word "ain't", Kung Fu Monkey gets off a pretty funny drive-by smirk at my homeland:

One of the great shocks as a road comic is that every audience is as smart as you are... That's why I loved the road. It renewed your faith in humanity's wondrous variety and intelligence.

There were, of course, exceptions. There are sections of Idaho, for example, that ought to be fenced off for everyone's good.