June 01, 2006

Gloryhallastoopid

Two grammatical things I like about Juvy:

- my clients' use of the word "hella."

- everybody's use of the word "drama."

Today in court (juvenile proceedings are open to the public here), one of my clients spun around and shot the gallery a classic pissed-off-15-year-old-girl scowl. His Honor ordered, "turn around, Ms. X, and turn off the drama."

"Drama" is a contributing factor in most of my female clients' cases, and in many of the boys'.

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