Off-topic: we wuz robbed!

The courtroom's not the only place to find bogus officiating; consider Arbitrary and Capricious Bowl XL.

Please excuse me while I mentally replay the game with a different set of refs. In the meantime, please enjoy this much-more-satisfying footballesque commentary on how the Ramones came out on top of the 32-band championship series of American rock-n-roll, from Pennsylvania's Michael Bérubé, of whose sports-writing expertise has been said, "you cannot stop him, you can only hope to contain him."