Quick-fried to a crackly crunch, or baked to a delicate crunch

Mandatory DV arrest meets extruded cheese doodle, from the Palm Beach Post:

When Snack Foods Attack

An Iowa man was arrested this month for attacking his father with a bag of Cheetos. Patrick Hamman, 22, of Des Moines, threw the loaded snack bag at his father, Michael. The projectile of nuclear-orange kibbles hit the dad in his glasses, cutting the bridge of his nose. When police arrived, they noted: “Michael’s T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust...”

Via Total Criminal Defense Blog.